GET'CHER DAMN MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!

Anyway, I've curb-stomped my pride and have finally broken down... I applied for an "associate" position at..... Toys'R'Us.... uuuuuuggggghhh..... If this application actually goes through and I get the job, I foresee many a horrible, screaming children filled days in my future... so once again, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGH...